i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
(via herscarsandstories)
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
(via herscarsandstories)
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
(via destroyedsouls)
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
(via coastlineteens)
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
(via coastlineteens)
- me: omg that workout was so ridiculous i'm going straight to the shower, i'm disgusting
- twenty minutes later: still in workout clothes + tennis shoes, sitting on tumblr
